Adult cam site offers VIP memberships to NBA players who might be tempted to leave the bubble for ‘recreational activities’

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Starting next week, NBA players will begin to converge in Orlando to prepare to resume action after Rudy Gobert served as the sporting equivalent of the bus to The fugitive and dramatically derailed everything in March, and in doing so, they will come closer than most people ever will to the experience of what Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin had to endure when they found themselves confined in a bubble filled with an assortment of fauna for a year.

The league has reportedly lost $ 150 million in an attempt to save the season, and while top health officials have supported the bubble concept, everyone who congregates at Walt Disney World Resorts essentially serves as a guinea pig in a largely unprecedented situation. an experience that is just as likely to revolutionize the way other leagues approach the current situation as it ends in a way that leaves people wondering, “Who thought this was a good idea?”

I have yet to meet anyone who says their life is better since moving to an existence that involves spending as much time outdoors on a typical day as inmates in a security prison. maximum. However, the NBA’s version of isolation seems to be a bit nicer, as players will be able to go to the golf course, take a safari to Animal Kingdom, and play. Madden 21 before everyone.

There are obviously more than a few downsides and one of the hardest things to deal with could be the policy of banning outside guests until the playoffs start, which likely won’t be until the end of August. Earlier this week, Stephen A. Smith voiced shouted his concerns over that particular aspect, suggesting it’s a near-certainty that players will wander outside the bubble looking for “recreational activities”.

Sex. He’s talking about sex, guys.

Sure, they will have early access to Black Widow but seeing Scarlett Johansson in a tight leather jumpsuit is probably not going to do much to itch and itch that will only increase with each passing day, and yes, there are other videos that people were turning to. traditionally but they don’t come with any human interaction.

Fortunately, a generous benefactor came to the rescue in the form of adult streaming site, which issued a press release on Wednesday announcing that it would offer VIP memberships to all players and coaches who believe their services might be helpful. .

Find? Convenient????? Rustling.

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